The Party Don't Start 'Til I Enter The Battlefield

(to the tune of "Tik Tok" by Ke$ha)
Wake up in the morning feeling like P Chapin
(Hey what's tappin?)
Grab some packs, out to the store, I'm gonna kill some kithkin
Before I leave, check decklists, I know the new meta
Cuz when I leave for the night, get that blue letta

I'm talkin' draftin with 7 other bros (bros)
Hating that card I just chose (chose)
What color am I in, who knows (knows)
land droppin, getting ganged up in commander
building some rogue list disaster
Got my spell countered by this lil' bastar......

[Chorus]
Don't stop, lets planeswalk, got you in a Jace lock
Tonight, I'mma fight, til I see green sunlight
Tik Tok goes game clock
Hey buddy please don't play slow

With my perfect decklist now, designed to beat the whole field,
Ain't got no money in my pocket cuz I got Dragonshields
And now the binders linin' up cuz they hear we got power
But we kick them to curb before wasting an hour

I'm talkin bout
Getting blown out by Fae (fae)
I never drew that one-of Day (day)
Just realized that trigger says may (may)
Now, now going til they kick us out (out)
Cleaning up with Firespout (spout)
Casting Firespout (spout)
Cast-ing Fi-re...

[Chorus]
Your Storm count's up, it's goin down
Tendrils at 10, yeah you got me

Got perfect hands, no need for lands
Mox Vault Lotus Key, yeah you got me

G-Wave goes up, 10 cards come down
Ob Nixilis 8 lands, yeah you got me

You got lethal up
got lethal up
got lethal up...

Cuz the party don start til I enter the Battlefield!

[Chorus]